Definitions
Accident, n.:
A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
Adult, n.:
One old enough to know better.
A Law of Computer Programming:
Make it possible for programmers to write in English
and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.
Beauty:
What’s in your eye when you have a bee in your hand
The five rules of Socialism:
1. Don’t think.
2. If you do think, don’t speak.
3. If you think and speak, don’t write.
4. If you think, speak and write, don’t sign.
5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don’t be surprised.
Conway’s Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired.
Creditor, n.:
A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
Absurdity, n.:
A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Madison’s Inquiry:
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class.
