The non-communist
A man is interviewed by a “Verification Committee.”
“What kind of family do you come from?”
“A rich, Jewish family.”
“And your wife?”
“A German aristocrat.”
“Have you ever been to the West?”
“I spent most of my life in England.”
“How did you make a living there?”
“A friend supported me.”
“Where did you get the money from?”
“He owned a textile factory.”
“Who was Lenin?”
“Never heard of him.”
“What is your name?”
“Karl Marx.”
Source: http://sources.freebsd.org/HEAD/src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
