Quotes on Frenchies
Pour ceux qui ne comprennent pas l’anglais, la phrase suivante n’a pas de sens.
For those who do not understand French, the preceding sentence is meaningless.
Disclaimer: This is a collection of quotes on French that were picked from the fortune files and do not imply my personal opinion. It intends to have fun, if your francophilia or French chauvinism makes the following quotes offensive for you, you may look for other articles in this blog or surf away in the Net; if you have some humor sense, you are welcome.
- Ah, bonjour, Monsieur.
- Sod off.
Abroad, adj.:
At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.
“And for God’s sake don’t invest money in any brokerage firm in which one of the partners is named ‘Frenchy’.”
It’s all very well in practice, but it will never work in theory.
Chef, n.:
Any cook who swears in French.
I’m French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
TV Truth: All Brits are classy and all Frenchmen are jerks.
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
In 1880 the French captured Detroit but gave it back … they couldn’t get parts.
Guillotine, n.:
A French chopping center.
January 19th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
cool one’s,thanks for those little moments of fun
(we want more !)
January 19th, 2006 at 11:23 pm
cool one’s,thanks for those little moments of fun
(we want more !)
(we want more !)
cool one’s,thanks for those little moments of fun
April 10th, 2007 at 9:34 am
What’s with French. Gimme a break !!!
April 10th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Nothing special, but you have to admit that the manager’s quote is true