Quotes to be consumed without moderation
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents make people.
I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.
I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most horrifying 20 minutes of my life!
Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a lot a poker.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
It’s the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer… boy gets another beer.
-Mind if I smoke?
-I don’t care if you burst into flames and die!
Take me drunk, I’m home again!
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Sleep — the most beautiful experience in life — except drink.
Cheers!
