Swobodin v Brně

“I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world.” (George W. Bush, mistakenly identifying Pakistan as an Arab country, Islamabad, Pakistan, March 3, 2006)
 
“Wow! Brazil is big.” (George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005)
 
“I can only speak to myself.” (George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005)
 
“Who could have possibly envisioned an erection … an election in Iraq at this point in history?” (George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005)
 
“I want to appreciate those of you who wear our nation’s uniform for your sacrifice.” (George W. Bush, Jacksonville, Fla., Jan. 14, 2005)
 
“The relations with, uhh … Europe are important relations, and they’ve, uhh … because, we do share values. And, they’re universal values, they’re not American values or, you know … European values, they’re universal values. And those values … uhh … being universal, ought to be applied everywhere.” … (George W. Bush, at a press conference with European Union dignitaries, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005)
 
“I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.” (George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005)
 
“You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire.” (George W. Bush, addressing war veterans, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2006)
 
“I think younger workers … first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government … promises that have been promised, benefits that we can’t keep. That’s just the way it is.” (George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2005)
 
By: Political Humor

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