Dear Santa,
Sharp Cobra (homo advocatus trans fanaticus) showed me a funny text: a letter to Santa Claus written by Little Johnny.
I liked the Hegelian style of the boy when he seems to be an angel at first, but then became another perrson; read the letter to find out more.
Be careful: there are very offensive words and this is not suitable forchildren; so if you estimate that your parents don’t allow you reading such text, you would better click here.
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I’m writing you today, the 26th ofDecember. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year, not only was I the firstin my class but I had the best grades in the whole school. I’m not going to lie to you Santa, there were no kid in the neighborhood who behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends andwith my neighbors. I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn’t do for humanity!
What balls you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a lame ass whistleand a pair of socks! What the fuck were you thinking, you fat son of a bitch? That you’d taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to comeout with some shit like this under the damn tree?
As if you hadn’t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many fucking toys, that he can’t even walk into his damn house! Please don’t let me see you trying to fit your huge ass down my chimney next year! I’ll fuck you up! I’ll throw rocks at those corny ass reindeers of yours and scare them the fuck away, so you’ll have to walk your big fat ass back to the north pole, just like I have to do since you didn’t get me that fucking bike, you punk bastard!! You know what Santa, Fuck You!! Next year you’ll find out how bad I can really fucking be!
So watch your back next year, Beeyaaaaatch!!!!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
October 13th, 2005 at 2:52 pm
you call this a Hegelian style?
October 14th, 2005 at 12:08 pm
Thesis + Antithesis => Synthesis
November 9th, 2005 at 5:00 pm
hata elmowt
November 9th, 2005 at 5:17 pm
swobodin din din