Churchill’s dialogues
- Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.
- Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.
- Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
- Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.
- Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
- Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
- Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
- Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
