Some Limericks
Found an interesting free e-book that you can download from Cypher Press website (216 KB).
The book is a collection of limericks, short funny poems with particular structure. There are also analysis of the poems with possible variants. Be careful of offensive and “dirty” words and meanings.
There was a young Royal Marine,
Who tried to fart “God save the Queen”.
When he reached the soprano
Out came the guano,
And his breeches weren’t fit to be seen.
There was a young lady of Kew,
Who said, as the curate withdrew:
“I prefer the dear vicar;
He’s longer and thicker;
Besides, he comes quicker than you”.
