What you can read in a bus?
Disclaimer: This joke does not have any racist purpose and does not intend to offend anybody.
Standard panel is: “Don’t speak to the driver”
but in:
- Germany: “It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver.”
- England: “You are requested to refrain from speaking to the driver.”
- USSR: Speaking to the driver, Gulag!
- Israel: “What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?”
- Italy: “Don’t answer the driver.”
- Italy (another): “Don’t speak to the driver, he needs his hands to drive”
Other ideas?
September 18th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
dubai: ne parlez pas au chaffeur, il ne comprends que l’urdu!
france: ne parlez pas au chauffeure il ne vous repondra pas de toute facon!!
tunisie: il est interdit de parler au chauffeur il vaut mieux garder votre attention sur vos poches!!
on m’a volé un portable ds le bus une fois c t le 515A qui mene a l’aeroport!!
September 18th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Nice answer for Dubai
As for your phone, you already agreed to be stolen when you bought your ticket!
September 18th, 2006 at 8:58 pm
You agree to be stolen as soon as you get into the bus
September 19th, 2006 at 9:14 am
non pas du tout ya des bus où on ne se fait pas voler il ya le…..atennds…..je te dis qd je trouve :p
PS: j’aimerai bien avoir votre avis sur mon post dur le SFD
September 21st, 2006 at 4:28 pm
La mas elocuente es la de segunda de Italia, jajajaja, italiano que no gesticule no es italiano.
Venezuela: Hablar con el conductor no tiene riesgo, total nunca se detienen donde deben