Bush Hominum Salvator
I liked this post that I found on a forum:
I’m so tired to listen all that “Bush is bad and a liar and war in Iraq is illegal and blah blah…” stuff, so I clear a few points for you.
First of all every American should know that Bush is inspired by God himself! He has told us few times that God told him to liberate Iraq. So if you have problem with Bush’s foreign politics, you have a problem with God.
You say: “But more than 600,000 civilians have died in Iraq since liberation!”
Now that’s BS! It is just propaganda! The number is much smaller than that, but that is not the whole truth! Everybody knows that United States Army only use Freedom-Bombs. Freedom-Bombs do not kill innocent civilians but only bring Freedom and Democracy in Iraq and to Iraqis. It is those bad Terrorist-Bombs that attack freedom and democracy and kill our innocent troops.
You should never forget that God is on Americas side. For us it might seem that children and women die in Iraq, but God knows that those people are or are going to be terrorist at some point, so we prevent them to become terrorist and bomb them with Freedom-Bombs. Those bombs will save hundreds of American lives.
It is said in the Bible that you should do to people as you wish them to do to you. When you drop Freedom-Bombs, you get freedom! More you drop, more you get! It is in the Bible!
Then you say: “This is not democracy, this is tyranny!”
Well you can go live in Iraq if you want! America is the greatest Democracy in the world. For me Democracy means freedom of choice. We can choose to support Bush when God leads him to conquer the World by spreading Freedom as much as possible. After all, that is our God given right, ask Bush if you don’t believe me. And there is Freedom-haters everywhere. We have Freedom-Bombed over 50 countries after World War II, so practically the rest of the world hates freedom and American way of life.
OR you can choose not to support Bush and thus become a Freedom-hating Terrorist and put in a jail. If you do not like freedom, you do not deserve it!
“You are with us or you are with the Terrorists!”
Don’t tell me that is not Democracy! It is your choice.
Before you get angry and say the author is stupid, read again to realize that it’s a satyric joke. One of the best posts I have ever read.
