Swobodin v Brně

Oil could sometimes become needless, and even dangerous.

Tintin confirms it during his trip to the USSR.

SPECIES:
Cranial Males
SUBSPECIES:
The Hacker (homo computatis)
Description:
Gangly and frail, the hacker has a high forehead and thinning hair.
Head disproportionately large and crooked forward, complexion wan and sightly gray from CRT illumination. He has heavy black-rimmed glasses and a look of intense concentration, which may be due to a software problem or to a pork-and-bean breakfast.
Feathering:
HOMO […]

Strange enough! /etc/shadow noticed to me that all the blocked sites in Tunisia are open today, discarding the big 404 of the fake Internet Explorer page, aka The Internet White Screen of Death!
Bug or intentional policy? we will know about this soon. Porn sites are free for access today!

عثرت على هذا التعليق في احدى المنتديات العربية

انتم تقولون عننا احنا السعوديات مكبوتات هه؟
لا ابشركم احنا السعوديات من اكثر البنات دلالا في العالم واحنه من اغنى بنات العالم واكثرهم رقي واشرف بنات العالم ولله الحمد .واقول بكل من يشكك بحريه السعوديات ان السعوديه عندها 5 سيارات وشغالتين وسواقين . ها وش عندكم اعوذ بالله كلش […]

The help people need most urgently is help in admitting that they need help.

“How did the poet Mayakovsky die?”
“Suicide.”
“What were his last words?”
“‘Don’t shoot, comrades!’”

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.

Mark Twain

Another interesting Google request due to Google bombing!
Type in the search field the following query:

arabian gulf

Click if you wish on “I’m feeling lucky”; you will be redirected to a page that contains a fake IE 404 Error
http://arabian-gulf.info/
Have fun!

The Polish conservative government did not stop surprising everybody!
After the political scandal, they want to “keep Darwin’s ‘lies’ out of Polish schools“.

Poland’s deputy education minister called for the influential evolutionary theories of Charles Darwin not to be taught in the country’s schools, branding them “lies.”
“The theory of evolution is a lie, an error that […]

Marijuana can be very bad when you don’t need it! It what happened to Canadian troops fighting Taliban, as they got stuck in a forest of 3-meter marijuana plants.

“We tried burning them with white phosphorous — it didn’t work. We tried burning them with diesel — it didn’t work. The plants are so full […]

After the success I got when I drew my first artwork, I decided to become a professional cartoonist!
Just kidding, however, I believe that cartoons are the best way to express one’s ideas, as they are more expressive, more pertinentm more universal and have a sense of humor. Nevertheless, the cartoonist must know how to […]

My father, a good man, told me, “Never lose your ignorance; you cannot replace it.”

Erich Maria Remarque

Latin is a language,
As dead as can be.
First it killed the Romans,
And now it’s killing me.

There is a little difference in people,
but that little difference makes a big difference.
The little difference is attitude.
The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.

Clement Stone
 

If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological […]