Swobodin v Brně

Research, n.:
        Consider Columbus:
        He didn’t know where he was going.
        When he got there he didn’t know where he was.
        When he got back he didn’t know where he had been.
        And he did it all on someone else’s money.

The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases
are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy. Thus:
 
Retribution:
        I’m going to […]

I have seen yesterday again, after a long time, Tom Hanks’ main artwork, Forrest Gump, and found out more than the last time.
The world seen by a “stupid is as stupid does”, all the political and social events, treated so simply and funnily in a 70-IQ eyes who made success after success, but blew […]

Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you’re not just a number. Youre two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash and
another number.

James Estes
 

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily […]

Hay voces que dicen, que hay rumores que afirman que aparentemente han escuchado de algunas personas que han resuelto la primera parte del test de inteligencia …
A Mavi no le gustó, por eso decidió desafiálos de nuevo, y juró que nadie podrá resolver la segunda parte.
Esta segunda parte tiene menos preguntas, pero mucho más […]

Thanks Kaiser for the pic …

Disclaimer: This joke does not have any racist purpose and does not intend to offend anybody.
Standard panel is: “Don’t speak to the driver”
but in:

Germany: “It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver.”
England: “You are requested to refrain from speaking to the driver.”
USSR: Speaking to the driver, Gulag!
Israel: “What have you got […]

تلقيت هذه المعلومات من مصدر مجهول ولكن يبدو أنه موثوق منه
الرجاء عدم بث هذه المعلومات لكونها شديدة السرية
اضغط على الصورة لتكبيرها

According to Nostradamus fans, the famous publisher of prophecies would have predicted an Intel Bug. Well, it’s funny, but can not be refuted.
He wrote the following

Aupres des portes & dedans deux citez
Seront deux fleaux, & onc n’apperceut VN TEL,
Faim, dedans peste, de fer hors gens boutez,
Crier secours au grand Dieu immortel

Translation:

Near the gates and […]

Quino

Those who like cows can’t ignore the political cows, cows with guns, The American Spy Cow Information. Now not less funny, Cow say and Cow think.
Cowsay is a Perl program that draws an ASCII cow with a speech balloon saying whatever pithy comment you give it on the command line. (Guess we’re talking about […]

According to Quino …

Remember the movie Meeting the Parents when the formet C.I.A agent Jack Byrnes (Robert de Niro) forces his gender Gaylord Focker to be tested with polygraph?
According to the Wiki-How article, you don’t need a sophisticated machine, you should just notice the other person’s reaction. Thus you may make the difference between a true smile […]

A nice classical Geek song; the part I liked the most is “We haven’t had that tm_year since 1969″ instead of “we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine”, referring to the UNIX timestamp.

“Berkeley California”
 
(Sung to the tune “Hotel California” by the Eagles)
 
In a dark dim machine room
Cool A/C in my hair
|Warm […]

Translation
1) …
2) Excuse me sir, does this country has an exit to the future?
3) Of course, for young people, it’s in the bottom of the corridor.
4) Thanks, is it open?
5) No, but here you have a magnetic key with digital code
6) A magnetic key with digital code … Faan …!!
7) …

They are coming!!