Swobodin v Brně

Found funny anagrams at http://www.anagramsite.com/.

McDonalds Restaurants = Uncle Sam’s standard rot.
Clint Eastwood = Old west action.
George W Bush = He grew bogus.
American Dream = Aim? Damn career!
Bill Gates = begat ills
Microsoft’s Internet Explorer: Complexities front ten errors
Microsoft Windows = Sown in discomfort
i am loving it = ailing vomit
New York Times: […]

Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.
Churchill’s reply

Even wondered about the origin of the word “ok”? Some people say that the word “okay” is an acronym of “Oll Korrect“; however, a probable approach is that, during the American Civil War, there was a custom to write in the daily report the number of deads; if none, they wrote 0 killed, or […]

I’m finding out about Festival, a text-to-speech system.
The purpose is simple, you type a text in English (it can speak Spanish too, I still haven’t tried it) , the program reads the text either in American or British English and it’s possible to export the output to any format; for example:
text2wave asciifile.txt | […]