Swobodin v Brně

- Vlakové nádraži, main train station, a homeless sleeping. It was cold, and he was covered only with a coat.
- Jugoslavská street, 2 days before christmas, I was taking a ride and the street was empty, except of one person, a young woman, she had a nice face, but she was hardly walking, almost […]

Exploring the universe through meditation is like studying human relationships through masturbation.

Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible and is believed to read ‘To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is […]

Le colonel Dugenou prend ses fonctions dans une place militaire de l’Atlas (montagne du Maroc). Ali, son aide de camp lui fait visiter les lieux. Puis, une fois à l’écart :
- M’sieur le colonel, ti sais, les hommes ji sais ce que c’est. Si ti a besoins, j’ti prête la chamelle.
- Ali, je suis […]

Found out an interesting website that lists alternative dictionaries in almost all the languages.
“Slang, profanities, insults and vulgarisms from all the world”
Interesting, whether you want to go somewhere where you don’t know the language, and you want to figure it out. Just be careful of the very offensive terms and explanations.
You may also download […]

Found an interesting free e-book that you can download from Cypher Press website (216 KB).
The book is a collection of limericks, short funny poems with particular structure. There are also analysis of the poems with possible variants. Be careful of offensive and “dirty” words and meanings.
There was a young Royal Marine,
Who tried to fart […]

When talking of the etymology of the word “fuck”, people refer to acronyms:
“Fornication Under Consent of the King”, because “in ancient England single people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king. When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king […]

Yes, the title is segregative and agressive, I keep my position though.
Analyzing May’s statistics, I realized that  3426 visitors came using search engines, of which 3260 from Google and 120 from MSN. Those MSN users who come to my site and generally use Internet Explorer really make me shit, and, unlike Google visitors, rarely look […]

 
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
 
Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in the USA.
The remainder is thrown out.
 
Republicans usually wear hats and almost always clean their paint brushes.
 
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper.
Democrats put them in the […]

… why should you waste a single moment of *your* life seeming to be something you don’t want to be? Lord, that’s so simple. If you hate your job, quit it. If your friends are tedious, go out and find new friends. You are queer, you lucky fool, and that makes you one of […]

I personally hate soccer; not as a game, but for what did people do of it.
It became a business machine, a political game (Berlusconi, Bernard Tapie and others), a people everyday’s talk, a religion.
But what I hate the most, is that soccer comes to divide people, to enhance racism and to favor violence!
A scandaleous […]

Warning: This post contains offensive content that may not be appreciated by everybody.
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bush
Noun
bush, pl. bushes
(slang) The pubic hair of a woman.
Translations
pubic hair of a woman
Swedish: buske c
vulva of a woman

French: chatte f
Italian: figa f

 
dick
Noun
dick (plural: dicks)

(coarse slang) The […]

 It’s only last Saturday that I watched the Al Pacino’s classical “Donnie Brasco”.
In 1978, Joe (Johnny Depp), an FBI agent has infiltrated into a Brooklyn’s mafia as a jewer called Donnie, and succeeded gain the Mafiosos confidence and to pass many sensitive informations to the Bureau, putting his life and his family’s one in […]

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw
 
Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
Dom Perignon, upon discovering champagne.
 
Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question.
 
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents make people.
 
I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.
George Gobel
 
I gave up Smoking, Drinking […]

Hollywood is not as fair and as clean as it can seem to be! Corruption, hypocrisy, drugs, money and unfaithfulness are well described in Hurlyburly.
There’s no really an interesting story, only the dialog is meaningful… The movie is about some friends who are movers and shakers, confessing and acting, focuses on their lives, […]

Pour ceux qui ne comprennent pas l’anglais, la phrase suivante n’a pas de sens.
For those who do not understand French, the preceding sentence is meaningless.
 
Disclaimer: This is a collection of quotes on French that were picked from the fortune files and do not imply my personal opinion. It intends to have […]